lingo of my inner voice

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Now this is just insane

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

Born free taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light.

The hardest part of skating is the ice.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Which one is your most favorite?

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